Headless Frank...

advisor to the lovelorn, weary, confused, and the overly self-involved

headless frank

Dear Headless Frank:

I’m wondering if you have logged in to the new federal health insurance marketplace to find a more affordable plan, now that you can't be charged extra for your rather obvious pre-existing condition.
—Kentucky Bob

Dear Kentucky Bob—
Believe me, I’ve been trying to get through. I mean the Affordable Care Act was created with the headless in mind (even though we don't have minds).

When my head fell off, my insurance was canceled, so here I am exposed and just one torso cracking accident away from financial ruin (not to mention my whole life in pieces). It would’ve felt like a cloud was hanging over my head, except well, NO HEAD! Still, big cloud.

So I’m very excited about the propects of finally getting covered. I only hope the clowns in the House of Representatives will stop trying to hold things up—after all, who do they think they represent? THEY are US! … by the headless for the headless.

Do what’s right.

Signing off: Medulla oblongata.